When Nicholas is on leave, everything just gets weirder

About how weird things get around here? We have a wonderful office policy: If we want to take leave, we have to get another person to "Cover" for us. Like, take over our duties for the time that we are away.

The problem is that when Nicholas (our GM) is on leave, who's going to cover him right? He's the big papaya, the king Kahuna. Who's going to stand in for him huh?

I have just 2 words for you. Wally the Wombat. Wally does almost everything that Nic does except move, eat, talk, send emails, sign cheques and make executive decisions and a number of other things.

He does however, also have the habit of checking himself out in the mirror like our glorious leader. Discretely of course. Managed to get a shot as Wally was checking himself out though... Nic would have been proud. I think it's the chair...